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Rand Paul’s 2024 Festivus Report is Now Under the Christmas Tree

Rand Paul’s 2024 Festivus Report is Now Under the Christmas Tree

Paul’s annual list outlines over $1 TRILLION in potential cost savings

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Rand Paul is donning his Santa cap and beard, delivering the gift of truth to the American people.

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Rand Paul has been doing exactly that for decades. This year’s Festivus report is ready for reading at your leisure.

The Highlights of the 2024 Festivus

Inspired by Seinfeld, Paul’s Festivus highlights government waste. The list has never been more important considering the extent of government budget deficits.

Paul’s list highlights how the government misspent $1.5 million in an attempt to understand motion sickness with the spinning of cats. The list even includes reference to $10 million spent to insert marbles into cats’ rectums for constipation tests.

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