Rand Paul’s 2025 Festivus Report is Now Under the Christmas Tree
Paul’s annual list outlines over $1.6 TRILLION in potential cost savings
Rand Paul is donning his Santa cap and beard, delivering the gift of truth to the American people.
The creation of DOGE made it fashionable to highlight government misspending, and we are here for it!
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Rand Paul has been doing exactly that for decades. This year’s Festivus report is ready for reading at your leisure.
The Highlights of the 2025 Festivus
Inspired by Seinfeld, Paul’s Festivus highlights government waste. The list has never been more important considering the extent of government budget deficits.
Paul’s list highlights how the government misspent taxpayer dollars:
“$5 million to dose dogs with cocaine.”
“$1 million to teach teenage ferrets to binge-drink alcohol.”
“$14 million to teach monkeys to play a ‘Price is Right’-inspired game.”
“$13 million to continue experiments on beagles.”
The experimentation on beagles, man's best friend, disturbs us to a particularly high agree.
This is not okay.
Dr. Fauci was involved with those horrible, horrible tests on beagles.
That’s why every year I compile a Festivus waste report. If you want to read it all, visit randpaul.com/festivus2025. But I’ll tell you about some of my favorites here:
Our over-centralization of government has us careening toward dystopian Chinese-style authoritarianism.
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“As always, taking the path to fiscal responsibility is often a lonely journey, but I’ve been fighting government waste like DOGE before DOGE was cool.” - Sen Rand Paul
We are Paying the Feds to Ruin our Lives
The annual Festivus lists highlights more than the government misspending of money. The list also sheds light on how the federal government has been weaponized against taxpayers. The worst part is we are financing it.
Do the math on the 2025 Festivus report and you’ll find the waste amounts to over $1.6 TRILLION DOLLARS.
Let’s hope Paul, Trump, and DOGE get their way with cutting that trillion-plus dollars of waste.
The optimal endpoint is the use of a metaphorical chainsaw that slashes government taxation and spending for utilitarian benefit.
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